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male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe

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plaidmikey:

i wanna a cool tumblr group of friends that i can skype and text but i am such an asshole o

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javaddempire:

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bowserfucker:

my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.

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Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

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visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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niazkillem:

bae: come over

me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band

bae: my parents are not home

me: 

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chrisgiesen:

justwestofweird:

radio-freedunmovin:

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yaddy123:

This is everything.

My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”

are we just going to ignore the fact that the grandfather is still alive

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leedskiss:

Zayn and Louis waiting to get expelled in the principals office for getting caught smoking weed on campus

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Niall in the ‘Who We Are’ Official Autobiography