you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling
there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second
please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow
thsi is the best day of my life
this is the best day of my life
so the blinds in my room are broken and the neighbors can see directly into my room through the broken part so tacoposey told me to print out a picture of derek hale and tape it to the window and well
NOW WE WAIT FOR RETALIATION
or for them to call the police
whichever comes first
THEY FUCKING RESPONDED
"You don’t wear them all the time"
dude: *proposes to girlfriend* *having the happiest moment of his life*
harry styles: YOU RUINED IT WHAT DID WE DISCUSS OH MY GOD
@Harry_Styles: Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana.