the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?
if I ever get a picture with harry styles I am sending it out as my family christmas card every year for the rest of my life. when I’m 45 years old with a husband and 3 kids? merry christmas from me and harry goodbye
where do i apply to become a goddess
you can’t apply for a job you already have
smooth as fuck
"zayn’s got a big heart, even though he doesn’t like to admit it" -louis
#is there anything better than seeing a boy in a leather jacket with a thousand tattoos smoking a cigarette looking fine as fuck #and finding out he’s genuinely sweet and kind and thoughtful and romantic and just a big softie??? (via)
"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect."
Its moments like these, when the boys are caught off guard or didnt know they were being filmed. Those moments of innocence are when you truly see how beautiful they are.
Paul Rudd is hosting SNL this week with musical guest One Direction
"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat
These guys, who dress up as popular comic book heroes and such, went to visit this little four year-old boy when he was dying from cancer. And at his funeral, they took off their masks while they carried his coffin, so to honor him.
I’m about to cry now.
THERE IS A LITTLE HULK FACE ON THE SIDE OF THE COFFIN I’M SOBBING
I’m sorry, but that coffin is so tiny… that just hurts.
OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN
SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT
AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART
AND IF I DO REMEMBER PROPERLY
SCHOOLGIRL BY DAY AND ALTER EGO BY NIGHT IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF HANNAH MONTANA
IN WHICH THE MAIN CHARACTERS NAME IS
THEY LITERALLY BASED A CHILDRENS FRANCHISE OFF AN 80S MOVIE ABOUT CHILD HOOKERS